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HEY MY NAME IS MICHAEL, I AM 17, I AM STRAIGHT
RYAN DOUG
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if robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money id just laugh and search with them

bitter-ghost:

come lay down next to me and i’ll tell you about all the dogs i saw today 

0ceanatic:

Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags in their house, or is that just me?

quiffturner:

wow i need a drink [pours apple juice into shot glass]

nepeter:

oh my god? why not “oh our god”, you selfish prick? unfollowed and blocked

i gotta go to a job interview in 45 minutes but im putting hats on my dog

kat r u sure

madeofbutts:

*in a haunted house* *walls start bleeding and spell 6  6  6*

*pulls out sharpie and makes it 69  69  69*

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d0nn0:

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clestroying:

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d0nn0:

if bumble bee came out he should say im bumble bi

michael please leave the jokes to me..

Nah kat your humour isn’t even refreshing

like I said.. please leave the jokes to me.. you’re destroying the little respect I had for you

dont you mean clestroying, follow for more puns

that wasn’t even a pun. please stop right where you are..

bumble bi save me from this bully

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clestroying:

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d0nn0:

if bumble bee came out he should say im bumble bi

michael please leave the jokes to me..

Nah kat your humour isn’t even refreshing

like I said.. please leave the jokes to me.. you’re destroying the little respect I had for you

dont you mean clestroying, follow for more puns

braydaaan:

am i the only one that feels 2014 doesn’t even sound real

clestroying:

d0nn0:

clestroying:

d0nn0:

if bumble bee came out he should say im bumble bi

Bumble bee can’t talk so he wouldn’t say anything

he uses the radio doug you uneducated bitch

Michael that was really rude wtf I’m calling the police

its okay bumble bi will save me

clestroying:

d0nn0:

if bumble bee came out he should say im bumble bi

Bumble bee can’t talk so he wouldn’t say anything

he uses the radio doug you uneducated bitch

if bumble bee came out he should say im bumble bi