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HEY MY NAME IS MICHAEL, I AM 17, I AM STRAIGHT
RYAN DOUG
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uhmeliamay:

spenceromg:

uhmeliamay:

my dad asked me if my curling iron was a sex toy

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HAHAHA AMELIA YOU AND YOUR BLOG NEED TO STOP BEING SO CUTE AND FUNNY ILY 

STOP YOURE TOO SWEET TO ME XX

uppercased:

no other song is “this generation’s bohemian rhapsody”

bohemian rhapsody is every generation’s bohemian rhapsody

religiousmom:

im funnier online where I can’t stutter

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

buttermilkqueen:

dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son

sixsteen:

i ship me and money

weavemunchers:

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

enemaroberts:

iggy azalea getting sucked back into hell

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where are my glasses?
anyone who’s ever had glasses (via communistbakery) ←

axdyhxrley:

but seriously, i will remember the first moment i heard “b-b-be careful making wishes in the dark dark” for the rest of my life

ryanvallejo:

no caption needed

just-laff:

never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping

ldyiamartin:

when you’re on eurovison and you’re making butter

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flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field