HEY MY NAME IS MICHAEL, I AM 17, I AM STRAIGHT
KATE DOUG
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phobias:

*takes 2 steps outside*

*feels a slight breeze*

*goes back inside*

r3tardis:

Where can i hire someone to give me money

stability:

Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this

stability:

My mom thought we would need a hammer to get this pole into the ground but I just pushed it in and I almost said “psh, hammer my asshole” but then I realized

tatehorror:

compliments from the babe <3

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officialblueshell:

Omg is it really you…its been so long. ..

mrcraabs:

eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor

emmysaurus:

when you have that one friend you wanna see naked but cant because FRIEND

earthnation:

is being ignored a hobby

jesuschristvevo:

im not racist i love jack black

d0nn0:

follow me on instagram for a laugh and probably like a new look on life

quentintortellini:

pen pals with benefits

trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first