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HEY MY NAME IS MICHAEL, I AM 17, I AM STRAIGHT
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toukos:

do u ever wonder how many of ur followers live near u

unwakeable:

that time in the night when you can’t stop yawning but can’t get to sleep either

meanbitch96:

Me @ college

staticpoison:

thanl:

off-the-wall-geek:

So I went on Omegle today out of boredom and I meet up with three police officers from Iraq. We all became best friends and had a competition of “who can balance an object on their head the longest.” I chose a shoe and they chose a gun. I ended up winning with the shoe. I think this screenshot really captures the spirit. 

that’s legitimately one of the cutest things i’ve ever seen happen on the internet

sometimes i really like humans

benjamin-strider:

perchu:

boys with collarbones (✿◠‿◠)

boys with clavicles (◕‿◕✿)

boys with spines (。♥‿♥。)

boys with patellas (≧◡≦)

boys with phalanges (◑‿◐)

boys with thoracic vertebrae (✿ ♥‿♥)

 

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hello ladies

ultralorde:

who is junglejim4322@yahoo.com

neoliberalismkills:

the real struggle in 2004

loveniaimani:

toots-toots:

Mom: Where you going 

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Mom:

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a lady got mad at me today for saying have a nice day after serving her

ughdaesung:

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avanax:

After posting an unpopular opinion on Tumblr

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switch-off-the-stars:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

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