send the fucking tweet jenna

HEY MY NAME IS MICHAEL, I AM 17, I AM STRAIGHT
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holyghoul:

im just a human bean

wizkawreath:

nnordor:

wizkawreath:

obama means family

no it doesnt

obama means nobody gets left behind

clannyphantom:

just because i hate me doesnt mean you can

surprisebitch:

OMG EMMA ROBERTS GAVE MY BLOG A SHOUTOUT <3 ilysm follow forever babe xo

beholdmyrobes:

beholdmyrobes:

hello world i’m willingly awake before noon and trying to adjust to this strange new lifestyle

i just fucking poured orange juice into my coffee

thegabbers:

crystallized-teardrops:

sometimes i forget that i’ll have to pay for internet in the future

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flums:

If u think someone (me) is cute you should tell them (me)

  • parents: get out of bed, why are u so lazy?!
  • parents: u need to get more sleep u look really tired

rlmjob:

bestlittle1:

rlmjob:

*puts on sexy underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it*

But knowing daddy bought them is good enough for me.

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sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together

surprisebitch:

spaghetticunt:

sign me right the fuck up

not with that language! your body is a temple. according to God’s Word, profanity makes it unclean. ask for forgiveness, repent for your sins then sign up