send the fucking tweet jenna

HEY MY NAME IS MICHAEL, I AM 17, I AM STRAIGHT
RYAN DOUG
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corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

katiekatkkm:

I can’t decide if Taylor or Nikki’s reaction is better

foreverheroine:

This just made me so freaking happy

legalwifi:

talking with your crush like

image

jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

plantdust:

i need clear skin by yesterday

teamrocketing:

how do you get a stranger in public to fall in love with you

patunes:

the worst part of summer is when the back to school commercials come on

theyellowbrickroad:

sorry i dont think i can come to ur birthday party theres a rumor going around that u dont have wifi :/

lucillesballs:

fun game: go reblog ur favorite selfie of me